Kejriwal is so Honest...

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    It all started with CID...
    then came RAJINIKANTH...
    next was ALOK NATH...
    Now It's Arvind Kejriwal...

    Kejriwal is so honest that no woman has ever asked him, Do I look fat?

    Kejriwal is so honest that when he throws a party, he calls the cops at 10 pm.

    Kejriwal is so honest that he actually tests the level of salt in colgate.

    Kejriwal is so honest that he never skips youtube ads.

    Kejriwal is so honest that, he always removes USB safely.

    Kejriwal is so honest that, when he finds the bomb, he returns it to the terrorist.

    Kejriwal is so honest that, he got his wife's brother arrested for stealing his shoes during his marriage ceremony.

    Kejriwal is so honest that, he cooks maggie only for 2 minutes.

    Kejriwal is so honest that, he actually "Rolls On The Floor laughing" when he texts ROF.
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