| Teacher to Alok Nath: Wo kya hai jo COW ke paas chaar aur mere paass 2 hain? Alok Nath: Madam, Legs. Mam: Wo kya hai jo tumhare PANT mein hai aur mere peticoat mein nahin? Alok Nath: Ji, Pocket. Mam: Wo kya hai jo din mein lene ke bajay raat ko bistar pe lte hain? Alok Nath: Ji, Neend. Mam: Wo kya hai jo LADKI 1st time karwane par jor se chillati hai. Alok Nath: Kaan mein ched. Mam: Wo kya hai jiske aadha jaane par dard hota hai par pura jaane par achcha lagta hai? Alok Nath: Haathon mein Kangan. Mam: Wo kya hai jiske paas ho to haath mein pakad kar hilata hai, aur jiske paas na ho toh ongli daal kar hilata hai?Hai. Alok Nath: TOOTH BRUSH. Ye Hote Hai Sanskaar... BC |