Papa's BMW!!!

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    A Boyfriend sends a message to his girlfriend on WhatsApp...

    Boyfriend - Hi.

    Girlfriend - Hello.

    Boyfriend - Kahan par ho?

    Girlfriend: Main apne papa ki BMW mein club ja rahi hun, abhi driver mujhe club chor dega, uske baad mall mein shopping ke liye jaungi, tab tumhe call karti hun, tum kahan par ho?

    Boyfriend: 401 no ki bus mein, TUMHARI SEAT SE 2 SEATS PEECHE, TUM TICKET MAT LENA Maine Le Li hai...!!!
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