| A professor was travelling by boat. On his way he asked the sailor Deco, "Do you know Biology, Ecology, Epidemology or anthropology?" "No, said the sailor." The proffesor got angry with Deco, the sailor, and said, "What the hell do you know on these earth? You will die of illiteracy." One hour later the boat started sinking. The sailor Deco, asked the professor, "Do you know swimminology and Escapeology from Sharkology and crocodileology?" "No," said the professor. The Sailor said, "Well that means crocodileology will eat your assology and you will dieology with your knowledgeology because of your big mouthology." |