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    TV Anchor Charwahe se: Aap Bakre ko kya khilate hain?
    Charwaha: Kale ko ya Safaid ko?
    Anchor: Safaid ko.
    Charwaha: Ghass.
    Anchor: Aur Kale ko?
    Charwaha: Use bhi Ghass.

    Anchor: Inhain bandhte kidher ho?
    Charwaha: Kise Kale ko ya Safaid ko?
    Anchor: Safaid ko.
    Charwaha: Bahar ke kamre mein.
    Anchor: Aur Kale ko?
    Charwaha: Use bhi bahar ke kamre mein.

    Anchor: Aur nehlate kaise ho?
    Charwaha: Kise Kale ko ya Safaid ko?
    Anchor: Kale ko.
    Charwaha: Pani se.
    Anchor: Aur Safaid ko?
    Charwaha: Use bhi pani se.

    Anchor Ghusse se: Abey bewakoof admi jab dono ke saath ek jaisa karta hai to mujhse bar bar puchta kyu hai Kala ya Safaid...???
    Charwaha: Kyu ke Safaid bakra mera hai.
    Anchor: Aur kala?
    Charwaha: Woh bhi mera hai.
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