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    Ek husband ne apni wife ko ek SMS bheja:

    Thanks for making my life wonderful and being a part of my life. What ever I am is only because of you. You are my angel thanks for coming in my life and making it worth living. You're Great.

    Uski wife ne reply bheja: Pee li hai na ? Ab chup chap ghar aa jao...
    DARO MAT... KUCHH NAHI BOLUNGI..!!!

    Husband: Thank you!
  • Black or White? TV Anchor Charwahe se: Aap Bakre ko kya khilate hain?
    Charwaha: Kale ko ya Safaid ko?
    Anchor: Safaid ko...
  • The Professor & The Sailor A professor was travelling by boat. On his way he asked the sailor Deco, "Do you know Biology, Ecology, Epidemology...
  • Well-Educated Wife! Husband: Wow, Tum itni Gulabi kaise lag rahi ho???
    Wife: When your lovely words touch the bundle branches of the circulation system of my heart...
  • Recruiting a Commando! A Man was being interviewed for the post of a Commando in Army!
    Interviewer, "We want a person with a suspicious mind...
  • Papa's BMW!!! A boyfriend sends a message to his girlfriend on WhatsApp...
    Boyfriend - Hi.
    Girlfriend - Hello...
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