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    Girlfriend: I am just too fed up from our daily fights, I just wanna break up with you.

    Boyfriend: Kya hua yaar?

    Girlfriend: Mein ab tumhaare saath nahin rah sakti, mein jaa rahi hun.

    Boyfriend: Theek hai, theek hai, par pehle yeh chocolate toh le lo.

    Girlfriend: Ohhhh... so you don't want me to go, manaa rahe ho na mujhe choclate deke.

    Boyfriend: Nahin re pagal, meri maa kehti hai ki koi bhi shubh kaam karne se pehle munh zoaroor meetha kar lena chahiye.
  • Thanks SMS! Ek husband ne apni wife ko ek SMS bheja:
    Thanks for making my life wonderful and being a part of my life. What ever I am is only because of you...
  • Making a Point! When our lawn mower broke and wouldn`t run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always...
  • Black or White? TV Anchor Charwahe se: Aap Bakre ko kya khilate hain?
    Charwaha: Kale ko ya Safaid ko?
    Anchor: Safaid ko...
  • The Professor & The Sailor A professor was travelling by boat. On his way he asked the sailor Deco, "Do you know Biology, Ecology, Epidemology...
  • Well-Educated Wife! Husband: Wow, Tum itni Gulabi kaise lag rahi ho???
    Wife: When your lovely words touch the bundle branches of the circulation system of my heart...
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