Pappu and Maggi Noodles

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    Interviewer: Agar 2 minute ke liye aapko pradhanmantri bana diya jaye toh aap kya karenge???

    Pappu: Hum Maggi noodles banayenge.

    Interviewer: Why???

    Pappu: Kyunki 2 minute mein toh sirf Maggi hi ban sakti hai.

    Interviewer: Aur agar 5 saal ke liye bana diya jaye toh???

    Pappu: Hum 5 saal ke liye pradhanmantri nahin banenge.

    Interviewer: Why???

    Pappu: Arre mam, itni Maggi kaun khayega?
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