| A lawyer came home after having sex in his car. Girl forgot her bra and panty in car. The wife found them, tore them up and shouted, "You dirty bastard you have been screwing your secretary." Without blinking an eyelid, lawyer shouted back, "Bitch! You have just destroyed the only evidence of a high profile rape case I have been working on. You can now forget about diamond necklace you were asking for." Wife fell on her knees, crying and trying to repair the torn pieces and lawyer walked away with a smile. |