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    Ek ladke ki shaadi ek bahut hi khubsurat ladki se fix hui.

    Woh dono hamesha WhatsApp par baatein karte rahte the.

    Phir kuch time ke baad dono ki shaadi ho gayi. First night ko ladke ne jab ladki ka ghoongat uthakar: Tum wakai bahut hi khubsurat ho... Tumhe kya gift karun...

    Ladki sharmati hui boli: Humto toh aap taa Dill Taaiye.....

    Bechaara ladka, Whatsapp ki jagah ek call kar leta to bach jaata.....
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