| Pathan being intrviewed at U.K Embasy: CONSULATE: Your name please? Pathan: Gul khan. CONSLATE: Sex ? Pathan: Ten times a week. CONSULATE: I mean male or female? Pathan: Both male and female and sometimes Camels too. CONSULATE: You seem Ugly. Pathan: Yes Ugly and Pichli both sides. CONSULATE: Freaky Ass! Pathan: Yes, sometimes free ki ass somtimes have to pay. CONSULATE: Man are you hostile? Pathan: Horse style,dog style any style. CONSULATE: Oh dear!!! Pathan: Deer? No deer they run very fast. |