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    Ek admi ne apne Padosi ko sms kiya...

    Dear Sir, Aapko jara sa bhi andaza nahi hai lekin aapko ye jaan kar hairaani jaroor hogi aur gussa bhi aayega... ki aapki knowledge mein aaye bagair , I've been using ur WIFE... I used it double than u ordinarily use it......

    I used it day and night....! I really felt that my requirement for it was more than yours but it is not morally Okkey for me.... And I must confess when I was wrong morally as well as legally....
    But I am sure that you will excuse me for my such naughty act... As otherwise also u were equally keeping it unused... Logically there's nothing wrong if I grabbed the opportunity but it is against social values and moral values... All expenses on your pocket and I am enjoying it for free...

    If you agree, (only if u agree ) from now onwards I am ready to bear 50% expenses or money spent on ur WIFE or with no other option I will get my own.

    I could have continued like this for ever without letting u know anything but hope u'll appreciate my honesty and won't take any action against me... I m also feeling very guilty .!!!

    Neighbour just shot his wife and while he was on his way to the house of person who sent him the sms he received another sms...

    Sorry AUTO CORRECT app. On my phone made it WIFE... Actually it was about ur Wi Fi connection.
    Regards!!!
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