Eating Bananas!!!

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    14 year old girl realized growing hair between her legs. Got worried and yelled Mom about hair.

    Mom calmly said, "That part where hair has grown is called a monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair."

    Next morning at breakfast she told her elder sister, "My monkey has grown hair."

    Her elder sister smiled and said, "That's nothing, mine started eating bananas."
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