| Lady: Hi, Good Afternoon. Radio Station: Good Afternoon, what can we do for you? Lady: Please, I'll like to get two tickets for the Pitbull LIVE show this weekend. Radio Station: Well, you'll get the tickets for free only if you play a prank on someone on air & make them believe it. Lady: That's ok. Radio Station: Are you married? Do you have kids? Lady: Yes, I have a son. Radio Station: Good, you will call your husband & tell him he is not the father of your son. Lady: Wow, that's a big one. Radio Station: Well it depends on how bad you want the tickets and anyway we will be live on air listening and step in to tell him it's all prank. Lady: Ok, let's do this 'cause I really want the tickets. RADIO: Ok, where is he right now? Lady: He's at the office. His number is...... (Radio station calls the husband) Lady: Hello Love! Husband: Hi Baby! Lady: How is work? Husband: Good, can't wait to get back home & make sweet love to you. Lady: Me too! But em... there's something I need to tell you. Husband: Ok, I'm all ears dear! Lady: You know I love you? Husband: Yes I do! Lady: And we promised to always be sincere to each other? Husband: Yes we did, you're starting to scare me dear, please, what's this all about? Lady: Something happened in my office Nine years ago. Husband: What happened? Lady: The annual x-mas party we had in the office 9yrs ago I got drunk & had sex with a co-worker, you are not the father of our son. Husband: What! Lady: I just felt you should know. Husband: Are you crazy? Lady: I'm sorry love, I just needed to get it off my chest. Husband: I can't believe this. Lady: Am sorry love, please forgive me. Husband: You want forgiveness? OK you have to forgive this, I have been sleeping with your sister for the past 5 yrs. Radio Station: Oh God! Lady: What did you just say? Husband: You heard me, we just confessed our sins to each other. Is there someone there with you? Radio Station: Sir, this is a prank & you are on air. We asked your wife to play a prank on you so you guys can get tickets to go watch the Pitbull live show this weekend. Husband: Oh shit! |