Bechara Doctor...

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    Doctor: Tabiyat kaisi hai ab?
    Mareej: Pahle se jyada kharaab hai?

    Doctor: Dawai kha li thi?
    Mareej: Khali nahi thi bhari hui thi.

    Doctor: I mean dawai le li thi?
    Mareej: Ji aap hi se toh li thi.

    Doctor: Bewakoof dawai pee li thi?
    Mareej: Nahi ji dawai neeli thi.

    Doctor: Abe gadhe dawai ko pee liya tha?
    Mareej: Nahi ji peeliya to mujhe tha.

    Doctor: Ullu ke patthe dawai ko khol k muh me rakh liya tha?
    Mareej: Nahi aap hi ne to kaha tha ki fridge me rakhna.

    Doctor: Abe kya mar khayega?
    Mareej: Nahi dawai khaunga.

    Doctor: Nikal sale tu pagal kar dega.
    Mareej: Ja raha hu par fir kab aau?
    Doctor: Kayamat ke baad.
    Mareej: Kayamat ke kitne din baad?
    Doctor behosh......
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