God's Message!!!

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    Every year A guy entered the state lottery hoping to win. He never did.

    Finally he prayed vigorously, hoping for God's message, he walked around the fair. A flash of lightning struck as he was passing Suzie's stall.

    She was bending and he saw she was not wearing panties. He could see 7 written on both of her bums.

    He bet on 77 as he thought God had given him a clue. He lost again...

    The winning number was 707!
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    Mom calmly said, "That part where hair has...
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    Dear Sir, Aapko jara sa bhi andaza nahi hai lekin aapko ye jaan kar hairaani jaroor hogi aur gussa bhi aayega... ki aapki knowledge ke...
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    CONSULATE: Your name please?
    Pathan: Gul khan...
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