Wrong use of the word 'Fuck'

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    Rocky has broken his leg and his buddy Bob comes over to see him.

    Bob: How are youy doing?

    Rocky: Fine. Hey, do me a favor. Go upstairs & get me my slippers. My feet are freezing!

    Bob goes upstairs and sees Rocky's hot twin sisters lying on the bed.

    Bob: Your brother sent me up to have sex with you girls.

    Twins: Oh Really??? Prove it!

    Bob (Shouting): Hey Rocky, both of them?

    Rocky (Shouting back): Of course! What's the point of fucking one?
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