Neighbour's Cat!

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    Banta: Why are you hospitalised?

    Santa: Padosan ki BILLI mere MURGE ke peeche padi hui thi. Maine uske husband ko english mein bataya, usne mujhe bahut maara...

    Banta: Englih mein, aur vo bhi tumne? Aisa kya bola tumne English mein?

    Santa: Control your wife's pussy, she is after my cock...!"
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