Seeking a Perfect Groom!

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    Pandit ek ladki waale ghar mein shaadi k liye ladke ki baat karne gaya.

    Pandit: Aap logon ko kaisa ladka chahiye?"

    Ladki Wale: Humein aisa ladka chahiye jo paan, cigarette, daaru, gutkha, jarda ya aur koi bhi nashe na karta ho, boiled khana khata ho aur bhagwaan ka naam jaapta ho.

    Pandit: Yajman ji, aisa ladka toh aapko sirf ICU mein hi mil sakta hai.
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