| At Dinner Little Johnny was ordered to lead in Prayer. Little Jhonny: "But I dont know how to pray?" Dad: "Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbours, the poor, Etc." Little Jhonny Started The Prayer: Dear Lord, Thank You For Our Visitors And Their Children, Who Finished All My Cookies And Ice Cream. Bless Them So They Wont Come Again. Forgive Our Neighbor's Son, Who Removed My Sister's Clothes And Wrestled With Her On Her Bed. This Coming Christmas, Please Send Clothes To All Those Poor Naked Ladies On My Daddy's Iphone. And Provide Shelter For The Homeless Men Who Use Mom's Room When Daddy Is At Work. Amen! Dinner Was Cancelled! |