Rainy Day Laundry Blues

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    Santa jab bhi kapde dhota, baarish ho jaati thi.

    Ek subah Santa ne dekha ki mausam bilkul saaf hai, aasmaan bilkul clear lag raha tha aur dhoop bhi nikal rahi thi. Usne socha ki aaj kapde dho leta hun.

    Santa bhagwan ka shukriya kiya aur breakfast kar ke 11 baje dukaan se surf lene ke ghar se nikal pada.

    Thodi der baad toofan chalna shuru ho gaya, badal bhi garazne lage, aur bijli bhi chamakne lagi.

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