The Cute Little Thing

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    While examining a female patient, the doctor tells her:

    "Your heart, lungs, pulse and BP are fine. Now let me see that cute little thing which gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble."

    The woman immediately started taking off her clothes...

    The doctor, stopping her said, "No! No! Please put on your clothes. Just show me your tongue."
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    Rocky: Fine. Hey, do me a favor. Go upstairs and...
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