Urgent Call!

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    Ek husband market jaata hai aur kisi kaam se apni wife ko call karta hai.

    Husband: Helloo, call me Shonu.
    Wife: Mera Shona Babu....

    Husband: Arrrrre.... Call Me Sweetheart...
    Wife: My sweetu... Sweetheart....

    Husband: Ufffff...... Call me Honey...
    Wife: Mera hannu darling....

    Husband: O pagal aurat, call kar mujhe, balance nahi hai aur mujhe bahut zaroori kuch puchna hai, emergency hai...

    Wife: Oho... ok ok... Sorry... Sorry.. Abhi karti hu!
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