Autocorrect Feature!

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    Boyfriend (Texting to his girlfriendf): Hey baby...what's up?

    Girlfriend: Nothing much just washing my BOOBS.

    Boyfriend: What!!!

    Girfriend: Yeah. It has become very dirty. People keep stepping on it a lot.

    Boyfriend: What the hell..!!! Girfriend: Why..?? Oh fish...! Sorry baby I meant 'BOOTS.' Damn this Autocorrect feature of these phones!
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