Laila Following Majnu!

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    Laila ne Majnu ko ek ped ke peeche dekha aur Boli: Tum Majnu ho na ??

    Majnu Bola: Haan.

    Phir kuch der baad Laila ne Majnu ko jhadiyon ke peeche dekha toh vo boli: Tum Majnu ho na ??

    Majnu Bola: Haan, main Majnu hi hoon.

    Phir kuch der baad us ne Majnu ko ek diwaar ke peeche dekha aur pucha: Tum Majnu hi ho na ??

    Majnu bola: Haan-haan Laila... main Majnu hi hoon, tum mujhe susu karne dogi ya nahin???
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