You Are Not My Dad Anymore

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    Father, apne bete se: Agar iss baar tum exam mein fail hue toh mujhe kabhi papa mat kehna.

    Exams ke kuch dinon ke baad jab result aaya tab baap ne bete ko apne room mein bualaya.

    Father: How is your result?

    Beta kuch nahin bolta aur chup-chaap sir jhukaye khada rehta hai.

    Father: Behre ho gye ho kya? Maine pucha ki result kaisa raha tumhara?

    Beta: Arre dimag ka dahi mat kar BABULAL tum baap hone ka haq kho chuke ho...
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