Never Argue with a Woman, Use Uour Brains

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    Banta went on a night out with his friends and Preeto is furious and tells the kids that when he comes back they must not open the door for him.

    At about 12 midnight, Banta comes back and knocks.

    Preeto yells to him, "Go back and sleep where you are coming from!!!"

    Judging by her tone of voice that her fury is about to overflow, Banta answered, "Relax I'm not here to sleep, I'm here to collect condoms in my room on top of the table or just give them to me. There're lots of women at the party!"

    Preeto opened the door and screamed, "You are not going anywhere come in here before I change my mind!"
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