Luncheon Special

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    Customer: "What's the luncheon special today?"

    Waiter: "Beef tongue with onions."

    Customer: "Oh, yuck!! I could never eat anything that was in a cow's mouth!!"

    Waiter: "Very well. What will you have?"

    Customer: "Gimme a couple fried eggs."
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