| Why I stopped dating school girls: She came to my place in a school uniform, looked me into my eyes and said, "Sweetheart, I have missed my periods..." Thats how I fainted & when I woke up in a hospital. I over heard her telling the nurse that, "I didn't know he cared so much about my academic life, all I wanted to tell him was that I had missed my periods for Maths and English, but he fainted before I could finish..." |