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    1. Agar aapko kutta kaat le to aap usay kaat lein, hisaab baraabar....

    2. Doodh phat jaaye to safed dhagay se siii lein.... Kisi ko pataa nahi chalega.

    3. Agar aap ke baal girtay hon to mundan karwa lein, Phir nahi girenge.....

    4. Agar rang gora karna ho toh, machhli kha k doodh pee lein, Safed ho jaaoge....

    5. Agar gale me dard ho to kisi se gala dabwa lain... Phir kabhi dard nahi hoga....

    6. Agar aap ke paaon ki ediyan phat jayen aur koi cold cream asar na kare to aap sui dhaaga lekar siii lain....

    7. Agar aap ke haath main bahut dard hai to ek mazboot hatthaudi lain aur zor se paaon pe maaren... Yaqeen karen aap haath ka dard bhool jaayenge....

    8. Agar aap ke daant me keeda lag jaaye to ek do haftay tak kuchh Khayen peeyen nahi... Keera andar hi bhookha mar jaayega...

    9. Agar aap ko raat main neend nahi aati to aankhon main ek ek Drop Elfy daal lain, Aap ko neend bhi achchhi aayegi aur subah aankh bhi nahi khulegi....

    Totkon se phayda ho toh duaon mein yaad rakhana.... Warna khush to main waise bhi hoon....
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