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    Husband: Every time you talk you say my chair, my car, my TV, everything is yours. You never say ours. I'm your HUSBAND! It should be "ours".

    Wife pays no attention as she is looking for something.

    Husband: You are not even paying attention to what I'm saying. What are you looking for?

    Wife: Our panties!
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