Breast Tattoos

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    A girl fell in love with a sailor and had his picture tattooed on her right breast. The romance waned. In due time, she fell in love with a soldier and had his picture tattooed on her left breast. This romance also waned.

    Sometime later, she fell in love with a marine and married him.

    That night when they were undressing for bed he began to laugh. She asked, "What in the world is so funny?"

    He said, "Oh, I'm just thinking what long faces those two guys are going to have in about ten years from now."
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