Homosexual Kids!

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    Daughter: Dad I gotta tell you something.

    Dad: Whats that?

    Daughter: I'm a lesbian.

    Dad: Okay.

    Dad walks around then his other daughter comes up to him.

    Second Daughter: Dad I gotta tell you something.

    Dad: What's that?

    Second Daughter: I'm a lesbian.

    Dad: Damn, does anybody in this house like dick?

    Son: I do!!!!
  • Breast Fetishism! Santa had an obsession with women`s breasts. So he went to a psychologist and told the doctor about his problem.
    "I am going to do word...
  • Ours!!! Husband: Every time you talk you say my chair, my car, my TV, everything is yours. You never say ours. I`m your HUSBAND! It should be...
  • What's Your Favorite Word ? A radio station was running a competition, words that weren`t in the dictionary yet could still be used in a sentence that would make logical sense...
  • Missed Periods!!! Why I stopped dating school girls:
    She came to my place in a school uniform, looked me into my eyes and said, "Sweetheart, I have missed my periods...
  • Feeling Good! When asked by hir host if she would like to have another drink, the attractive blonde bowed her head slightly and said...
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