Pappu Rocks!

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    Ek aadmi apne dost ke ghar gya. Door-bell bajane pe Pappu bahar aaya.

    Aadmi: Beta apne papa ko bulao.

    Pappu: Ji wo nahi hai, wo bazar gye hain.

    Aadmi: Achcha toh bade bhai ko bulao.

    Pappu: Wo apne dosto ke saath cricket khelne gya hai.

    Aadmi: Achcha aapki mummy to ghar par hongi...??

    Pappu: Nahi, wo apni saheliyon ke saath picnic par gyi hain.

    Aadmi irritate ho kar gusse mein bola: Abe toh tu akela ghar pe kya kar rha hai tu bhi kahin chala jata?

    Pappu: Haan, tabhi to main yahan apne dost ke ghar aaya hun...!!!
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