Shakki Pati...

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    Pehle Din:

    Pati (phone par): Kahak ho?

    Patni: Ghar mein hun darling.

    Pati: Achcha agar Ghar mein ho to mixi chalao.

    Patni mixi chalati hai..... grrrrr grrrrr grrrrr grrrrrr...

    Pati: Achcha theek hai.

    Dusre Din

    Pati: Kahan ho?

    Patni: Ghar pe hi hun darling.

    Pati: Achcha agar Ghar mein ho to mixi chalao.

    Patni mixi chalati hai..... grrrrr grrrrr grrrrr grrrrrr...

    Pati: Acchha theek hai.

    Teesre din pati phone nahin karta aur ghar pahuch jata hai...

    Pati, naukrani se: Maalkin kahan hai?

    Naukrani: Pata nahi sahab, bahut der se kahi gayi hai lekin sahab... ek baat samajh nahi aayi - Maim saab saath mein mixi kyun le gayi?
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