Kaamchor Husband!

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    Wife to her husband: Suno, aate hue zara kitchen se namak lete aana.

    Husband (kitchen se): Yahan to koi Namak nahi hai.

    Wife: Mujhe pata tha, tum toh ho hi andhe, kaamchor kahin ke. Ek kaam dhang se nahi kar sakte, bas bahane banaate rehte ho, zindagi mein kuch to kaam karo. Mujhe pehle se hi pata tha ki tumhe nahin milega, isliye mein pehle hi le aayi thi.

    Husband shocked!
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