| A gorgeous young blode woman gets sick and tired of men trying to pick her up in bars because she is beautiful, blonde, and so men thought she was easy. One she decides to show everyone. She goes home and decides to smarten herself up. She decides to learn the capitals of all fifty states. Week after week she practices until she know them all. Finally, she is once again ready to go back to the bar. She sits down and after a few seconds a guy comes up to her and starts hitting on her. It is soon evident that he just wants to take her home and have sex with her. The lovely blonde says emphatically, "But I`m not just beautiful! I`m smart too!!" "Yeah, yeah. I believe you." says the young stud. "Now let`s go." Again she protests. "No, really I am smart. I know the capitals of all the states." The guy starts walking away, getting sick of her. She follows him. "Really, go ahead ask me a state. I`ll give you its capital and show you how smart I am." Just to get rid of her. the guy says, "Fine. What`s the capital of New Mexico?" The breathtaking blode looks at him proudly and says, "New Mexico has two capitals: `N` and `M`." |