| An HR Manager got married. On the first night of their honeymoon, seeing her nude, he says furiously: Tumne dhoka kiya !! You have cheated me ! The astounded but smart bride asks: Kaise ? How have I cheated you ? He shouts: Your Boobs are so small... I definitely remember noticed their size when I met you at the engagement... they appeared to be much bigger. The hitech bride replies: Honey, what you saw and agreed upon was the CTC Package and what you've got now is the actual salary in hand..!!! |