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    Ek din khuda ne mujhse kaha: "Mat kar intezar is janam mein uska, Milna mushkil hai.
    Maine bhi keh diya: "Lene de maza intezar ka, agle janam mein to mumkin hai."

    Phir khuda ne kaha: "Mat kar itna pyar bahut pachhtayega."
    Muskura ke maine kaha: "Dekhte hain tu kitna mujhe tadpayega."

    Phir khuda ne kaha: "Bhool ja use, Chal tujhe jannat ki apsra se milata hu." Maine kaha: "Aa neeche dekh mere pyar ka muskurata chehra, tujhe jannat ki apsra bhulvata hu.

    Gusse mein khuda ne kaha: "Mat bhool apni aukaat tu to ek insaan hai." Haas kar Maine kaha: "Toh mila de mujhe mere pyar se aur Saabit kar ki tu hi Bhagwan hai."

    Phir khuda ne guuse mein uski mujhse shadi kara di. Sab bhoot utar gaya.
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