Facebook vs WhatsApp

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    Husband-Wife's Facebook and WhatsApp life...

    On 'WhatsApp'

    Wife: Ghar kab aa rahe ho???

    Husband: Pata nahi dimaag mat khao... bahut kaam hai aaj...

    On 'Facebook'

    Wife: Dear when will you be back... you are the best husband in the world... miss you!!! Come back soon.

    Husband: Thanks for being there always... so lucky to have a wonderful wife like you!!! Will be back soon honey.
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    Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer...
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  • Smart Move! Santa walked into a bar one evening, sat down and said, "Bar man, give me 1 bottle of beer, and give everybody here 2 bottles...
  • Truth and Lie! The Sultan of a great city was annoyed by the cheats and liars who entered his gates and caused trouble...
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