Innocent Daughter!

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    A girl was crying bitterly.

    Mom: What happened dear?

    Daughter: Mom do I look like a wicked witch?

    Mom: No!

    Daughter: Are my eyes big as toad?

    Mom: No!

    Daughter: Is my nose flat?

    Mom: No baby!

    Daughter: Am I fat like a bulldog?

    Mom: You have a fine physique, you are a barbie doll!

    Daughter: Then why people tell me that you look like your mom?
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