Don't Put words in my Mouth

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    A man went into a tattoo parlor and asked the owner if he would tattoo the words "Yes" and "No" on his penis. The owner agreed, and the tattooing was underway. When the job was complete, the man thought his new tattoo looked great, and he paid for the service.

    That night when the man went home he approached his wife in their bedroom. He stripped off his pants, then his boxer shorts, and there was his aroused organ displaying his newly acquired tattoo.

    He asked his wife, "Well Honey, what do you think of my new tattoo?"

    His wife became upset. She said...

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    "And now you are going to put words in my mouth!"
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