When Santa Caught Spying...

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    Santa was caught by Mughal soldiers and they took him to their king Akbar.

    Akbar: Kaun ho tum?

    Santa: Jahanpanah, main Santa hun.

    Akbar: Itni raat tum hamare mahal ke paas kya rahe the?

    Santa, ghabraate hue: Ji... main...vo... kuch nahin.. bas aise hi...

    Akbar: Sipahiyon, isko bandi bana do...

    Santa pleads: Nahin Jahanpanah, aisa mat kariye, please mujhe banda hi rehne do.
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