The 500 Page Book

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    Doctor, pagal se: Ye kya hai?

    Pagal: Ye maine 500 panno ki kitab likhi hai...

    Doctor: Tumne 500 panno pe kya likha?

    Pagal: 1st page pe likha hai Ek Raja ghode par baith ke jungal ki taraf chala, aur akhri page pe likha ke wo Raja jungle pahunch gaya.

    Doctor: To Kaminey beech ke 498 panno pe kya likha???

    Pagal: Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
    Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....

    Doctor: Teri ye kahani padhega kaun ?

    Pagal: WhatsApp par rakh dunga, mere jaise log juroor padhenge.
  • When Santa Caught Spying... Santa was caught by Mughal army and they took him to their king Akbar.

    Akbar: Kaun ho tum?
    Santa: Jahanpanah, main Santa hun...
  • Mouse Trap! Santa: I am in big trouble!

    Banta: What happened?

    Santa: I saw a rat in my house!

    Banta: Oh, well...
  • Innocent Daughter! A girl was crying bitterly.
    Mom: What happened dear?
    Daughter: Mom do I lookk like a wicked witch?
    Mom: No....
  • Rules for the Air force Pilots The probability of survival is inversely proportional to the angle of arrival. Large angle of arrival, small probability of survival and vice versa...
  • Grandma's Dilemma The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn`t speak...
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