Wife Calls Hubby...

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    Wife: Khana kha liya?

    Husband: Khana kha liya?

    Wife: Batao na.

    Husband: Batao na.

    Wife: Pleaseee... batao na.

    Husband: Pleaseee..... batao na.

    Wife: Achcha ji! Meri naqal?

    Husband: Achcha ji! Meri naqal?

    Wife: I Love U!!!

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