Birtday Gifts!

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    Banta: Tera Birthday kab hai?

    Santa: Next week, Why?

    Banta: Tujhe ghar ki windows ke liye parde gift karne hai. Teri wife ko tere saath sex karte hue dekh-dekh ke bore ho gaya hun.

    Santa: Tera Birthday kab hai?

    Banta: Next month, Why?

    Santa: Tujhe binoculars gift karni hai, taaki tu dekh sake ki wife kiski hai.

    Sometimes Santa also rocks!!!
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