| A man finally makes his fortune and is having his dream house bulit. As he talks to the architect on how he wants the house built he says, "See that tree there, don't cut it down because under that tree I made love for the first time." The architect says he understands the sentimental value of the tree and he will design the house so that the tree isn't harmed. Then the man says, "And you see that tree over there, I don't want it cut either, because her mother stood there and watched as we made love." The architect could hardly believe his ears, "That's incredible, what did her mother say?" The man replies, "Baaaaaa." |