I am Rich!!!

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    Boy: Hiii...!

    Girl: What?

    Boy: How are you?

    Girl: Do I know you?

    Boy: Am RICH.

    Girl: Oh! My name is Mary but you can call me "BABY". Am 19 and I stay in Lekki. I love short dark men like you, and am glad to meet you. So when are we going out?

    Boy: No! No! No! Rich is my name. It's the short form of Richard.

    Girl: Sorry I don't talk to strangers.
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