Right Diagnosis

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    Alarmed by the prolonged discussions of his case by a group of doctors by his bedside, a patient said, "There must be something terribly wrong with me."

    "Why do you say that?" asked the doctor.

    "All the other doctors seem to disagree with your diagnosis."

    "Don't you worry." consoled the doctor. "In a similar case sometime back I stood firm on my diagnosis and the postmortem proved me right!"
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