Small time thief!

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    A boy was caught stealing a watch from a shop. He was taken to a police station and put in a lock-up.
    A hardened criminal lodged there showed some sympathy and said, "You are wasting time on small items. Why don`t you rob a bank?"
    The boy replied, "By the time I leave school, all banks are closed."
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